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1990s “Sex Relieves Tension” Patch

$12.00

Feeling tense? This patch has thoughts. 😏

Bring a little retro sass to your style with this original 1990s embroidered patch that proudly proclaims: “SEX RELIEVES TENSION.” Say it loud. Stitch it proud.

🧵 Details:
• Era: 1990s vintage
• Size: Approx. 3.5 x 2.5”
• Colors: Classic black, white, and yellow (with a little wink of rebellion)
• Condition: Very good vintage condition – minor wear that only adds to the charm
• Backing: Sew-on (though you can always get creative with iron-on backing or Velcro!)

⚔️ Perfect For:
• Punks, queers, skaters, metalheads, and anyone allergic to small talk
• Denim vests, leather jackets, beat-up backpacks, and anything that screams “don’t touch me”
• That one friend who always gets kicked out of bars (or maybe that’s you)

This patch doesn’t whisper. It shouts. Slap it on and let the world know you didn’t come here to behave.